Blake Riley Hangs Up His Butt For Good

Ugh! It's awfully annoying when our buds get boyfriends. They settle down, don't get drunk at 3am, and become dull domestic biddies. Now Blake Riley has found love, so he's leaving porn, and by extension us. Boner kill!

Blogger Jason Curious confirmed that, since Blake and his Butt are officially in a relationship, Blake's "over the whole porn thing." WHAT?! How can he be so dismissive of 1) how we make our livelihood and 2) how he's made thousands, if not millions of men happy for at least 15 minutes at a time?! Has he no soul?

He's still under contract with Channel 1 Releasing, and if the studio bigwigs had any sense of duty, they'd force Blake to work, work, work until that contract expired.

In the meantime, until he breaks up with whomever the mystery BF is and returns to porn, we'll have to make due with this impromptu retrospective. Lube up for our moment of silence.

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