Look At What We Found In Our Pick-A-Dick Basket

Taking a few sandwiches and some berries out into a field for some dining al fresco sure might be a lot of fun, but it certainly doesn't beat rubbing one out when it comes to entertainment out in nature.

LittleOneUK isn't as tiny as his name might imply, but it he is pretty brazen, getting fully naked and playing with himself out in the wild. You never know, some naturist might stumble onto him, or some hunter might mistake him for a really rare breed of bird that tries to feed itself by eating its own worm. While the feel of the sun on your bare skin and the breeze on your balls may appealing, it's not worth getting shot over. We suggest this dude wear one of those orange vests. Not only is it hunter chic, but it ensures the only shooting that will be done is this guy spilling his seed on the weeds.

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