Buck Angel Spanked Us And We Have Yet To Recover

Yes, Homosexual Gay Pride Day here in New York brought out plenty of pornstars, but none more charming or dangerous than Buck Angel. Because of his flogging, we still haven't gotten out of bed today.

Over the course of the weekend, we were choked by Arpad Miklos, kiki-ed with Diesel Washington, were ignored by Roman Ragazzi, and had our clothes checked by Mike Dreyden at a pool party. We didn't actually make it to the parade to see if any stars were on the float, but they were out in full effect at all the parties around town.

Of course, nothing was as fun as chilling with Mr. Angel at The F Word, a downtown party for all the cool kids in New York. Buck was gracious to all the gays and even gave away free porn DVDs. Just wait until those queens get a load of what Buck has in his pants! Editor Lux ran off with Buck to The Box for a night of gender-bending fun, but we went to about 19 more parties in the next two days.

That is why this post makes absolutely no sense and really has no news in it whatsoever. We'll be back with bitchy quips and raunchy gossip tomorrow. We're not going to go take a "Silkwood" shower and put ourselves to bed and dream of fucking Buck Angel into next Pride day.