Reincarnate Us As This Chap’s Fleshjack, Please

We've never yearned to be a Fleshjack so intensely as while watching the self-appointed "King of XTube" and "King of Squirt" AdamLikesApples jackhammer the lil' sex toy to bits.

We also tip our hats to The King's bleak, artsy cinematic composition and cocksure contortions, making the usually monotonous jack-off vid into a boner-inducing mix of French New Wave, Missy Elliot vid, and Cirque de Soleil. We half expected little Chinese girls spinning plates to surround him for the grand finale.

This cumshot compilation features enough jizz to not only shoot across the English Channel, but also fill it. We'd gladly start training to swim across this sea spray.

In the meantime, we promise to be a good boy if in our next life we come back as that Fleshjack, or the white thong he wears at one point, or the mattress, or the Zip-loc baggie.

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· Cum Adam Cum (xtube.com)