What? They Actually Expect Us to Read?!

With all the DVDs, pictures, internet feeds, and other newfangled modes of displaying porn, we've almost forgotten entirely about good old fashioned dirty stories. Thank God StickyPen just crowned a new champion.

The author is known on the gay erotic fiction site as merely Bardnc, and he won the top honor in their contest inspired by GayVN-winning Raging Stallion epic "To the Last Man." His story "Real Cowboys in Cowboy Country" was chosen as the best tale about, you guessed it, real cowboys. While it doesn't have any tattooed stars or striking vistas like the movie version, it also doesn't have any grisly death or near rapes in it either. It's just the sweet tale of a city slicker who meets a cowboy in a Colorado bar and is taken advantage of by him and his ranch hand friends in the bunk house.

Now that sure sounds like a fantasy. While we wish the story might have had a little bit more dirty talk and action, with sentences like, "I could experience new lips kissing me, and various new hot mouths taking my cock to pleasure-land," how can you go wrong? Oh, and Sticky Pen, we'll send you the doctor bill after we strain our eyes (and our wrists) from all that reading.

· "Real Cowboys in Cowboy Country" (stickypen.com)