Ismael Could Captain Our Ship Any Day

Dirty gay illustrator Ismael Alvarez that is. We don't know a lot about him since his site is in Spanish, but we do know that cartoons haven't given us a boner this bad since He-Man.

Most of his work isn't as pornographic as these two selections (of course these two were our favorites) but there are tons of pictures of boys in various states of undress and engaging in all sorts of unnatural acts. Be sure not to miss his gay comic Amor Prohibo. There's even some bisexual stuff for those who are into that kinda thing.

What we like about Alvarez's work is that it's realistic enough to hold our interest, but cartoonish enough to go places that mere photographs wouldn't do justice. It's a fine line to walk, and one that's tied right around our cock and balls. We'd let Ismael tug on our Moby dick all day long!

· Ismael Alvarez (ismaelalvarez.com)