If “The Bachelor” Was Like This, People Would Watch That Shit

Cleo Magazine (it's like an Australian version of Cosmo) just named their Bachelor of the Year. He's not so hot, but the website full of their 50 contests just made us buy a plane ticket!

Yes, we're going to go down on all these guys from down under. Based on the looks of the website, it seems like this contest is a really big deal. The winner even gets a $10,000 check! We knew life was easy for hot people, but shit, that's just crazy.

The trophy was just handed out at a posh, black-tie event and it's some 28-year-old singer who didn't even take his shirt off during his photo shoot. Yawn. Luckily the same can not be said for most of the other contestants. So, if you want to check out a bunch of hunky straight boys trying to show off what they got for money and the adoration of countless "Sheilas" (that's what they call girls down there), give it a whirl.

· Bachelor of the Year (cleo.com.au)