This Video Will Rip A Hole In The Porn-Space Continuum

If you thought watching "Lost" made your brain bleed, try taking in this video, which is like the visual equivalent of that worm that Khan was putting in people's ears in "Star Trek II."

Ok, that might have been the geekiest sentence we ever wrote. But you have to forgive us, because we're not quite sure what to think of the world after watching this. See, this hot guy is jerking off for the camera and filming it, but simultaneously playing it on the TV in the background so you can see what he's doing in person and you see what he's doing on the tube and you're watching them both on XTube. This is probabaly some queer theory major's post-graduate thesis on performative sexuality in the internet age and the impact on the gay psyche in terms of masturbatory ineptitude. Well, it's not very inept, cause this stud still blows a fat wad for us to watch. With all the damage he's doing to the world, he might as well shoot anti-matter, or kryptonite, or black holes! Thanks a lot, Lex Luthor!

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