Thank You For Giving Us Maxx Diesel In a Pussy-Free Zone

We kind of hate Maxx Diesel because he is one of the few pornstars who can make us do something we really don't like: look at vaginas. After a brief run doing some gay porn, Diesel changed his name to (the impossible to Google) Christian XXX and started doing a ton of straight movies. He even blogs quite eloquently about his escapades in the industry. We loved this deep-voiced, bald beauty so much, we even followed him over to the dark side. But the thing that really made him one of our favorites was that, while straight, he admits to loving it up the butt, and continues to do movies where he's getting fucked with a strap on or by trannies. Well, thanks to Mike Hancock, Diesel is back in an all-gay space. He's only jerking off—and shoving things up his ass, natch—but there's not a labia in sight. Welcome back, Maxx, and if you're going to keep putting things up there, why not do the fellas a solid and try a flesh-and-blood penis every once and awhile. You know, for old time's sake.

·Maxx Diesel's Toys (mikehancock.com)