Crank This: (This Is Probably Not) The Soulja Boy Sex Tape

Since our acquaintance with popular music doesn't extend much further than The Boswell Sisters' last hit single, we're sorry to say that we're not especially familiar with either Soulja Boy or his 2007 Grammy-nominated single "Crank That". But do you think that would stop us for one second from passing along the news that our much hipper colleagues at Gay Porn Blog are in receipt of stills from an alleged sex tape starring Mr. S. Boy himself? Or that long experience has taught us that anyone with even a glancing familiarity with a Photoshop palette can create some tattoos on a random porn image body to "prove" that the subject of the stills is actually who they say it is? Of course not! (Especially if the subject of said alleged sex tape and his pornic doppelganger happen to be cute.) Now if you'll excuse us, we have some more music to catch up on. Those gals can really sing!

• "Alleged Soulja Boy Gay Porn Tape Hits Web" (gaypornblog.com)