Other People’s Contests: Black Scorpion Wants You To “Name That Rat”

Black Scorpion Video may have only been around for barely two years, but that's like decades in the porn universe. So it's not terribly surprising that the seasoned smut veterans have decided to launch a new product line. What is surprising is the name of the line: Black Rat Video, which seems awfully pestilent for such a classy classy label. Which may be way they're asking for your help to find a suitably warm and cuddly name and "distinctive personality" for the new Black Rat mascot. (Side note: Who ever remembers a mascot name anyway? Did the Tidy Bowl Man have a name? Or that duck from the AFLAC commercials? Or the Jolly Green Giant? Didn't think so!)

But it's not our contest. So between now and the end of September, you can submit as many rat names as you like to Black Scorpion, one of which will be named the winner. (Of course, we don't know how you're supposed to submit your entires since there's no mention of the contest nor of the new line on the Black Scorpion website--but you know how long it takes those seasoned veteran types to update things on the interweb.) In the meantime, if you're thinking of naming the critter "Bubonic McPlaguerton", we totally call dibs.

• "Black Scorpion Launches New Label, Mascot, Contest" (avn.com)
• Black Scorpion Video (blackscorpionvideo.com)