Oral Sex Is A Driving Hazard

It is! We know that, and you know that, yet the gentleman riding shotty in this car thought it would be a good idea to whip out his penis while his girlfriend was driving. Obviously oral sex must follow.

But then she has to rush to find a place to park, lest the spontaneity of the moment fade away! And as much as we feel that it'd be best to ignore the penis and drive, we are also sticklers for finishing what has already begun. It's like a Chekov play: if a gun is on stage, it must be fired by the third act. Naturally, this woman feels that she must Chekov her man's cock.

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