As if last month's Radar cover hadn't already flamed the fires of our passion for Prince Harry, we now have word (and pictures!) of his latest drunken scandal, which included drinking with his mates, "snorting" vodka, and licking his friend's nipple. If this is what's a few heartbeats away from becoming king someday, put as down as huge fans of that whole hereditary monarchy thing.
· "Prince Harry booze-snorting video shame" (newsoftheworld.co.uk)