His First Facial

Any good homo (including the ones here at Fleshbot) can tell you the importance of regular facials—though for the non-Kiehl's variety, we have to turn to the experts at His First Facial, who make it their business both to educate the gay masses on healthy dermatological maintenance and amuse us with amusingly cheesy copy describing the same ("Romeo did not seek a Juliet ... rather another Romeo to plow with his meaty rapier through! Yet, fair Billy wished to spill his hot bud of love across his gaping maw! Watch this merchant of penis shake his mighty spear and spill his seed upon the cheek of Romeo!") The site claims to have all original content, though we're not entirely convinced it's really the first time many of these models are experiencing those hot buds of love across their gaping maws. Still, any place that helps us with alternative skin care regimens is OK by us. That Kiehl's habit of ours can get expensive after a while.

· His First Facial (paysite previews @ hisfirstfacial.com)