Barrett Long: Cumshot of the Century

We're tempted to say that the title is the best part of Falcon's much-hyped "Big Dick Club"; despite our eagerness to see exclusive Ralph Woods in his debut role for the studio, the final product ends up being pretty much a standard Falcon production, albeit one with more Quebecois accents than usual. But we've never seen anything like Barrett Long's astounding eight-squirt money shot in the movie's final scene, in which Long finishes topping Jason Crew at the end of a group sequence by literally hosing down each of his four costars in turn at distances up to seven feet two inches. (We know the exact lengths and trajectories thanks to a helpfully annotated slow-motion bonus sequence on the disk, complete with "Bionic Man" sound effects, which surely must count as one of the hottest—and most hilarious—DVD extras we've ever, er, come across.)

Cynics might complain that Long's 11-inch endowment gives him an unfair advantage—as for us, however ... well, we told you we know history when we see it.

· "The Big Dick Club" (trailer @ falconstudios.com)

See also:
· Barrett Long (profile and "BDC" scene synopsis @ smutjunkies.com)
· Barrett Long (gallery @ boysnextdoor.org)

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Previously: Barrett Long in "Longshot", Alexis Lechero in "Lust in Translation", The Cum King