Ever since commenter Sean said that our lean mean dick pic-er was "ivy league" chic, it's the only look I want in a man when I'm looking at his penis and balls, and this unidentified model guy fits that damn bill! Brainiac Mad Men hair asshole destroying realness, and I am here. for. it. UGH! Also, dear Jesus, why does everyone weigh twelve pounds besides me?
H/T: Sprinkledpeen