2006 GayVN Awards Winners

Our bourbon-soaked hangover from the multiple open bars at tonight's GayVN awards hasn't hit yet, but we had to tear ourselves away from the hustler we picked up on Santa Monica on our way back from the Abbey festivities to tell you some of the winners before we passed out: "Wrong Side of the Tracks" was on the right side of the judges' scorecards (are we the first ones to use that?) with a self-announced Best Director win for Chi Chi LaRue, resplendent on the turntable at the Channel 1-sponsored afterparty; Best Actor, Best Solo Scene, and Best Sex Scene nods to Johnny Hazzard; and an unprecendented! shared! award! for Best Picture with Lucas Entertainment's "Dangerous Liaisons".

Elsewhere on the ballot, adorable little Roman Heart is this year's Best Newcomer; Fleshbot crush object Owen Hawk's "Mutiny" won Best Specialty Release (Extreme), whatever that is; and official Fleshbot dream daddy Gus Mattox was crowned Performer of the Year ... and looks most fetching in that tiara! Gag on the glamour in our exclusive photo gallery, coming as soon as we're able to see straight enough to find the USB port on our laptop.

In the meantime: "Gus Mattox Performer of the Year, Best Picture Tie at 8th Annual GAYVN Awards" (gayvn.com; see complete list of winners here)
Thumbnail: Gus Mattox being crowned Performer of the Year (simulation)