Cameron Dallas’ Armpit Hair…. For Breakfast?

I have swim trunks on chilllllll!!!

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 25, 2017 at 11:04am PDT

Well, crunchatize me Cap'n. Cameron Dallas is one of our favorite sassy starlets out there right now, and has been on a maj pit hair kick recently that shows no signs of slowing down! In a new Instagram pic, the modeling sensation plops down in a big bowl that looks like it's only missing one thing. Some 2% protein-enriched milk. Does anyone have some milk Dallas can borrow? Anyone able to provide even a squirt of milk to help him get soggy? I thought so!

Dallas' career can be divided into two distinct periods - pre-buzzcut and post-buzzcut - and I have to say, even though his haircut is ugly, I'm digging the manly bro vibes he's giving off here. Just a bro and his pit hair enjoying what's surely a three-thousand-dollar-a-night hotel room. Which includes a giant bowl. Those of you with the burning question "So is Dallas' dink right there or not?" will be disappointed that his caption reads "I have swim trunks on chilllllll!!!" No, I will not chill. Put some dick in my bowl bitch!

Just cause

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 19, 2017 at 9:37pm PDT

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 19, 2017 at 9:48am PDT