19-Year-Old Rescued From Mountain In Dick Bulging Underwear

Sometimes the world is so aggressively gay that I just know God and Jesus are beautiful benevolent queens, who, at least if this headline is any indication, like their men young, dumb, and hung! Highly fuckable nineteen-year-old dummy Nathan French got his bulge into newspapers everywhere last week when he found himself in need of rescuing after climbing Snowdon in just his Superman underwear. French was tackling the highest mountain in Wales to raise money for the charity Dementia UK in honor of his afflicted Grandmother. Which is sweet. Stupid, shameless, and sweet. Just how I like my nineteen-year-olds!

French obviously loves showing off his super hot Superman bulge, but his best attribute might be his ridiculously tight, toned twink bod. Or maybe it's his cute face. Or thighs. Or body hair. Or maybe, yeah, just the Superman bulge. Check out Nathan French's shirtless Instagram documentation of the harrowing dumb experience in the gallery, and see a dumb video below. Dumb. And. So fucking hot.

No one understands what I've been through today. I have so much to tell. I was getting advised not to do it by numerous people, people where telling my dad to get me because I could do serious damage but the ones who believed in me kept me going. It's just been full of emotion. I broke down after this. I can't thank the people who helped me enough. The people at the top. I did end up getting seen to by an ambulance I was in a bad way here. So many photos with various people from all over the place. I was told i was in a hypothermic state after this. I had to wait for my dad at the top for 10 minutes like this. But I fucking done it. You can't take this away from me. At one point my dad wanted to turn back I had to carry his extra jacket and his bag which I felt was cheating which angered me so I guess to pay back standing at the top for 10 minutes sure was more than enough. I didn't dress, I done this. I love my dad too bits but I've realised after this him and me are just at opposite ends of the scale, kills me like. I must say I've had no sleep I've been awake for 26 hours, we got lost driving here, my flask broke in the bag before I even started. I fell half way up the mountain. All the signs was there not to do it and I just done It. I had people saying the SAS couldn't do this shit. One last thank you to everyone who donated and supported me. My dad walked into my nans room last night and she was just laying there in her jeans, coat on, shoes on, light on, duvet not on her, she was just starring at the wall, she's in pain. This is why I do this. Whatever the mind can conceive and believe the mind can achieve. I'm proud of myself. Nothing but love

A post shared by Nathan French (@nathanfrench98) on Sep 9, 2017 at 9:42am PDT

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