See Alan Ritchson’s Frankly Gigantic Ass On Blood Drive

I used to say that my ideal man ass would fit the description of "plump" but after seeing Alan Ritchson go majorly ass out on Blood Drive, I have to say my new ideal ass description is "wildly disproportionate." Ritchson, who has been in everything (Hunger Games franchise, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Smallville, etc.) and yet somehow feels like he's been in nothing, delivers a lengthy nude shot that perfectly showcases his gloriously huge cheeks that I need as my fall-ready earmuffs yesterfuckingday!

My boy said he wanted to turn me into a monster. Wasn't the filter I expected.

A post shared by Alan Ritchson (@alanritchson) on Aug 31, 2017 at 9:27am PDT

Oh and there's hair. Ritchson's buns also happen to be covered in that glorious blonde fuzz that has a habit of creeping out of asscracks and dispersing across the fleshy mounds of hot fuckable fair-haired guys the world over. Like beautiful scattered dandelions. Anyway, the Blood Drive scene is truly one of the hottest dude tube moments of 2017. Enjoy!

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Peen.Is.: The anagram for Alan is anal. K bye.