Conor McGregor May Have Lost, But His Dick Won Our Hearts

Those who say black guys have the biggest dicks have obviously never been with an Irish dude. Although since they like to drink, maybe they probably get whiskey dick a lot so no one knows what monsters they truly contain. 

That wasn't the case with Conor McGregor's bursting bulge during the weigh-in segment of his fight against Floyd Mayweather over the weekend. 

When the two men stood in front of the room of reporters, McGregor wasted no time getting down to his Calvins and letting it all hang low. Mayweather opted to keep his pants on, which may have been the best choice when you think about it. 

During the weigh-in, no one could take their eyes off McGregor's low-hanging fruit. The UFC champion weighed in at 153 pounds, but I'm guessing about 10 of that was below the waist. Calvin Klein got some great PR, too. It takes a lot to hold something like that back.

TMZ's comment on Mayweather: "Floyd weighed in at 149.5 ... some room to grow." Fans - of both boxing and bulges - were eager to get their thoughts out there, too. 

McGregor won the dick weigh in. #McGregorMayweather #MayweathervMcgregor pic.twitter.com/nTJ4NJbyyW

— Chris Cognetta (@Cognetta74) August 26, 2017

This is definitely the hardest opponent Floyd has ever faced. pic.twitter.com/CLS7arQOkN

— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) August 26, 2017

Take a sec to watch the full weigh-in to see what all the hype is about. 

Mayweather won the match in the end, but McGregor definitely won the cock fight.