Armie Hammer Sexy Shirtless Frantic Insta Workout

Armie Hammer will go down in Gay Internet history as the guy who lurves on an on-screen seventeen-year-old in the sensual drama Call Me By Your Name, but today we're exploring what might be a footnote in the anals of thirsty celebritydom: His sweaty shirtless roadside workout! 

When your sadistic trainer, Josh, decides to try to end your training session with some glory juice (puke) #50medballslams

A post shared by Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on Aug 22, 2017 at 1:03pm PDT

As I've said a billion times, the thirty-year-old Hammer comes in at 6' 5" tall, which already has my taint doing tricks in my britches. Our freakishly tall drink of water doesn't go shirtless on Instagram as much as you would assume he would considering dat flawless body, so I'll take this video and run with it... all the way to the spank bank. Hammer handles a big red ball in a sped-up clip that I've tried to slow down below with exclusive free Internet editing tools. So..... Do you want to NAIL HAMMER? Is he a STUD? Do you want to have ANAL INTERCOURSE? Spillz!