Top Five Mooning Scenes In Movies, TV To Celebrate the Eclipse!

Oh, I've got a path of totality for you boys! And once you're there, you're bound to find something breathtaking. My rectum. SEW, as you probably know, in just a few days a true astrological sensation will occur when the moon completely covers the sun. The total solar eclipse might be rare, but rarer still are the sexy man mooning scenes in movies and television, and I've done my own NASSA research in digging up the Top Five hottest ones!

I'm giving points to the clarity and context of the mooning scene, ass star power, and buttocks shape. Am I missing anyone crucial? Is the number one scene from The Basketball Diaries your version of pegboard? 'Cause it sure as fuck is mine! Spillz! 

5) Justin Prentice and Timothy Granaderos on 13 Reasons Why

*Extra points because the mooning recipient is Dylan Minnette. See something you like, Dylan?

4) Anders Holm and Adam DeVine on Workaholics

3) Anthony Ruivivar in Starship Troopers (1997)

*Fun fact: This is the only mooning scene on the list with visible asshole. 

2) Brad Pitt in Twelve Monkeys (1995)

1) Leonardo DiCaprio, James Madio, Mark Wahlberg, Patrick McGaw in The Basketball Diaries (1995)

*Moon over guys, Patrick's mine!