Gregg Sulkin Shameless Hairy Beautiful Pool Ho

July 25, 2017
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You can tell a lot about somebody by who they date. For example, Paris Hilton's boyfriend Chris Zylka probably has crabs. Gregg Sulkin's adorableness might have originally tricked me into thinking he was a normal actor just trying to make it in this crazy thing we call Hollywood. He can't help the fact that he's drop dead fucking gorgeous and has body hair distribution that needs to be bottled by geneticists! The words misunderstood, sensitive, and even damaged floated around in my brain. It's what they call magical thinking.

After penetrating Bella Thorne In My Side presumably multiple times and posting increasingly shameless selfies on Insta, I've come to the conclusion that Sulkin might be your quintessential fame whore. It is my favorite type of whore. Sulkin's recent Insta slut presence has all the subtlety of Thorne stumbling down the streets of NYC after a night with Scott Disick looking like a used condom. While there's something to be said for the chase (Nick Jonas hasn't posted a shirtless picture in fifty years and has left my prostate the size of a tangerine) I'm learning to embrace my new shameless POS Sulkin!

Most recently, the twenty-five-year-old star of the upcoming Marvel series, Runaways, showed off his insane body on his Instagram Story. Sulkin just loves hanging out in the pool, and he can be seen smiling like a serial killer with a naughty secret while bobbing around in the water with his gorgeous bod on full display. Happy days, indeed!