Douche Me Outside: Catching Up With River Viiperi’s Shirtless Instagram

A River runs through it. And also down my leg. I'm not sure exactly what level of fame River Viiperi is hovering at right now - he did spend multiple nights in Paris, but he isn't keeping up with the dick pic demand at a pace that warrants Gay Internet celebritydom. All I know is that that he's still looking fuckable and a half in his yummy shirtless Instagram pics, and we've got the latest ones right here for you to ogle!

Viiperi is a fashion model turned household name for people who think duffing Paris Hilton is a feather in ones cap. Even though the twenty-five-year-old has been in the biz for a minute, he's still looking as fine as ever, and boy does NOT fuck around with his tight ass bod. Throw in a head of hair that you could lose a dick in, the original eyefuckingbrows, and swagger for days, and the floodwaters are high with this River.

Is Viiperi so douchy that he's self-cleaning down there? Maybe. But that's a good thing. Head to the gallery to catch up with River Viiperi's sexiest shirtless Instagram photos, and head HERE for his leaked dick pics! Natch.

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