Fuck You Guys, This New Cameron Dallas Is Creamy

Basically, I now know that when I write about Cameron Dallas here I might as well be writing in a personal diary covered with Lisa Frank stickers and gel pen doodles of me choking on Dallas' penis. But something deep, deep inside my hole tells me that one day you guys will all fall for this gross vapid sexy douche parade like I have. And when that day comes, oh, you'll thank me. 

Cameron Dallas is indeed back with another adorbs Instagram picture in which he can be seen sitting in bed in presumably just his undies with a lap full of dairy. The 22-year-old gives good pit hair while sprinkling, well, sprinkles, onto his vanilla ice cream. We can only hope that Dallas is not really planning out his evening according to the caption "Is there a better way to start off a night than this? Probably not..." because kicking off the night with a pint of ice cream and an alarming amount of berries will definitely lead to 3 A.M. club diarrhea. I'm asking for a friend?

SEW, the hottest part of this picture is seeing our little fame monster all cozied up in bed wearing nothing but a smile, a tray, and some hidden boxer briefs. Check out the gallery for some more recent Cameron Dallas goodness, and call me when your taint starts to get with the program. And as I will always end all Cameron Dallas posts - if you want to see his pink cock and balls, head HERE!

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