WTF: Brad Pitt Unrecognizably Thin In New Photos

March 31, 2017
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Brad Pitt has been the ripped man of our dreams for so long that I never even imagined what he would look like thin! In these new pap photos making the Internet rounds, the actor still doesn't look his age even at 53, but he also doesn't look like someone Thelma would let penetrate her. He looks like someone she would buy drugs from maybe.

The Internet is all over these new photos of Brad Pitt stepping out in L.A. sporting big sunglasses, a possibly velour zip-up, white t-shirt, adorable hair cut TBH, and -10% body fat. The new look is surprising mostly because we've never seen Brad like this before! He came out of the womb jacked, and this new look seems like a pre-jacked teenage build. I mean, where did his jaw bone even go? A SOURCE opened up to People Magazine, saying that Brad has been working out "almost daily," that he has "lost a few pounds" (in my hips fo ya), and that he's "in very good shape." This close friend continues:

He’s healthy and much happier. Things with his family have improved, all is being addressed privately, and it’s serving everyone in the family well.

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As is usually the case, I wouldn't be surprised if we find out that this physical transformation is for some sort of project. Not everyone drastically alters their appearance because they're bored to death. Brad Pitt is set to star in World War Z 2, so maybe he's one of the zombies. I would obviously still let Brad Pitt enter my body because by dick association it would bring be closer to Justin Theroux, but I'm not decided on if this Pitt is working for me. Thoughts? This is such a mind fuck!

H/T: Just Jared