Holy Fuck. Say “Hello” To Kyle And His Cock

Okay be honest, am I just horny and dickmatized right now, or is this Kyle guy like the sexiest thing since sliced bread, if you're sexually attracted to bread? KYLE is 19-years-old and is like the porn star version of Nolan Gould. In addition to Kyle's looks, we get a little glimpse into his personality thanks to his messages. While he isn't as charming as Mr. "I want to pound the fuck out of ur little cunt" from last month, he'll definitely do! We can see that Kyle's a bit of a Sporty Spice thanks to his Tinder profile picture, and the blue star means that he has indeed been super liked by someone with excellent taste.

So 'bout that dick. In addition to a freakishly cute face and banging twunk bod, Kyle has a veiny uncut slugger that he flashes while breaking the ice with captions like "where you from?" I'm from wherever you want me to be from bitch! Head to the gallery and pretend that Kyle is taking these pics just for you!

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