ICYMI: Colton Haynes Reveals 45-Year-Old Boyfriend In Pic

February 16, 2017
HIS_EXCELLENCY

Colton Haynes is the 28-year-old openly gay creamsicle of our fantasies, and as of this Valentine's Day, we know the lucky bitch who gets to pummel his orifices, Jeff Leatham! On his Instagram, the Arrow and Teen Wolf actor posted a pic of him and Jeff swapping spit during a candid moment on a helipad. If you're thinking that the Valentine's Day decorations are GOWRGOUS, you have Jeff's creativity to thank, because he is indeed a professional florist to the stars.

The most special day of my life. Thank you @jeffleatham . We were actually in the clouds...speechless. Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. #LoveWins Never be afraid to love harder.
A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Feb 14, 2017 at 9:40pm PST

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Dec 29, 2016 at 8:10pm PST

So what else do we know about Colton's hole filler upper? He's a 45-year-old daddy with distinguished, leading-man good looks, and he's added his florist flourish to events from celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, and the Kardashians. This guy is legit, and his arrangements are so goddamn gay and amazing. A gay floral arrangement is probably an oxymoron, but let's just say the only way these could be gayer is if Johnny Rapid's asshole was the vase. Head to the gallery to see Jeff Leatham's sexiest moments! Something tells me some of you are going to prefer Jeff to Colton... Hmmm?